Was another titular icon of the Mushroom Kingdom. Known for his endearing
cowardice, he lived by his brothers side always.*
Unfortunately for the lovable italian, he was often overshadowed by his brother, many residents
of the Kingdom not even knowing his name. The man was always placed in the most terrifying
of situations, be it involving ghosts, psychopaths, or escaped convicts.
*[sic], they meant under his brother's ass.
Luigi Mario is probably the only one of the 'heroes' that I don't despise.
But of course, that doesn't mean I don't have my qualms. Often, would this beloved Brooklyn plumber 'forget' to
join his brother's side in the fight. Often, would this beloved, golden-hearted fool claim to be 'unaware' of the many crimes
being committed right under his bountiful nose. I, and many others, have reason to believe there is something far more sinister
beneath the charming surface.
